Sunday, October 23, 2011

And a Happy Birthday To ME!!!!!

Oh.  WHAT a day I had.  Such an amazing group of friends spent the day with me to celebrate my birthday.  Well- technically they probably just hung out with me since we were getting massages but I'll totally pretend IT WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

Let me just talk about this massage place.  It's on the north side of Indy (for all you Indy peeps)- called Foot Finesse. However, it's not all about your feet. It's an hour long full body massage and it's only $25.  And if you are lucky (like Miss Judy) you get a little Asian man short enough to lean over you and rest his balls on your forehead.  Oh yes.  You read that right.  I personally think that she should have had to pay more for that service.  But seriously?  It was MY birthday.  I didn't get balls on MY forehead.  I kind of feel jipped.  Just sayin.  She also got a little bit more action than the rest of us when she explained how he had moved one leg to the side and then move the other leg to the other side.  A la spread eagle.  None of us got that.  Just her.  I'm pretty sure her guy was just staring at her cooch the entire time he was rubbing her feet.  And that's why HE got a $10 tip.

However, I was getting some serious butt cupping action going on.  And let me tell you.  That's the most action my booty has gotten in a while.  A.  While.  It was well worth the $5 tip he got.  Well, at least to me. I mean, I didn't get the balls or the spread eagle.  There was no way he was getting ten bucks out of me.

After that fun gropefest we headed out to lunch at Changs and then stopped at Cheesecake Factory to pick up a slice for later and headed over to The Container Store.  O. M. G.  This was like heaven wrapped in ice cream for me.  Dipped in caramel sauce.  A store all about organizing?  Ummm yes please!  I almost got a little more excited in my girly bits for this store and all of it's potential than the guy rubbing me down for an hour.  How sad is that?  Like I said.  It's been awhile.

I picked up quite a few new storage thingies (yes that it the actual name of them) for my pantry and a new recipe box for all my yummy creations.  And I just fell asleep typing that.  God I'm boring.  HAHA.  But like I've said before-  it's the simple things in life.

The good news is that I'm ALMOST done with the dresser/tv stand that I bought two weeks ago.  I need to go get some more paint tomorrow after work and maybe I'll have some pictures of it by Tuesday night.  I got the drawer pulls already and just need to sand the drawers down and paint them and it'll be all set and ready to bring upstairs.  After an overwhelming response to my FB poll, I went with the navy blue.  I'll need to purchase some navy curtains and change those out with what is there already.  Then I'll need to find some fabric to reupholster one of the chairs up there and this room will be done.  Or should I say done again?  Is two years too soon to be re-doing rooms?  This is a very bad sign.

And because I used the word "balls" twice in this post and giggled both times- this little diddy is for you my followers.  Enjoy.  BALLS!

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