Girl with the Pink Toolbelt

Guys....... you have no idea how happy this post makes me!  This is a huge one boys and girls.  Are you ready???? So way back 8 years ago when I built my house, I added on a screened porch.  And I hated it the minute I saw it.  Like if I could have ripped it down with my bare hands, I would have.  It was made with quite possibly the worst materials these idiot builders could have found.  So I did what any sane person would do....  I closed the curtains on my slider and ignored it for two years. I finally decided to put some furniture out there and "try" to make it work.  Well, it didn't.  So I did what any sane person would do..... I closed the curtains again and ignored it for another two years. Then a few years ago I was determined to make it work.  I thought I didn't like it because it was blah and boring and tan and brown.  And it had ugly paneling on the walls.  And a shitty screen door that was falling apart. ...

Did you see the teaser video from the other day that I posted on Facebook?  If you did, it's pretty obvious what was just built.  An OUTDOOR COOLER!  And it weighs about 367 lbs.  No lie. There were no plans in the near future to build an outdoor cooler.  And when I say "in the near future" I actually mean I didn't have ANY plans to build one.  At all.  But months ago when I was out shopping for things, I found a cute piece of wood with a bottle opener on top and a box attached on the bottom to catch the bottle tops.  While it was certainly "cute"- it wasn't worth the ridiculous price Michael's was charging for it, nor was it made with any sort of quality wood.  It was definitely something that I could have knocked out in about 10 mins with scrap wood in the garage.  If only.... What I did walk away from Michael's with, however, was just the bottle opener that was also sold separately.  Fast forward to a couple weeks ago, when I...