So this all started when one of the ladies I work with brought me over a flyer for a flash 3 day sale at Menards, asking me if I'd seen it yet. I hadn't so she pointed out a gorgeous chandelier that was on-sale from $79 to $29. And the sale started that day.
I almost asked my boss if I could leave right then because I knew that I had to go buy this chandelier. I mean, I had no idea where the hell I was going to put it. But for $29 I didn't really care. When the clock finally struck 5pm I got the hell outta there and headed to the store.
I walked up and down the aisles of light fixtures and couldn't find it so I asked the worker if she knew if they had it anywhere in stock. She told me that unfortunately she had just sold the last one. Boooooo. So I asked her if they had it on display so I could look at it and see if I liked it and then she could possibly search other stores to see if they had it. So as she's walking me to the display, she says, "That's the lady I just sold the last one to." I jokingly say to her, "That old lady? I can totally take her out. Don't worry, I'll get my light." She clearly didn't get my humor cuz I would never attack an old lady for shit's sake. But the look on her face was priceless. I finally told her that I was joking but I'm fairly certain that she didn't believe me as she walked away
The next thing that happened was pure awesomeness.