Tuesday, January 17, 2012

I'm A Hot Mess....


Ugh.  These last couple of days have been Brutal with capital B.

I have literally walked every aisle, every row, sat in every seat, climbed every stair in my stadium.

I have had boob sweat, back sweat, ass-crack sweat, elbow sweat, head sweat, lip sweat and armpit sweat.  I've been a sexy beast, let me tell you.  Rooooooar!

My feet hurt.  My ankles hurt.  My knees hurt.  My back hurts.  My hips hurt.  My neck hurts.  My arms hurt.  My head hurts.  And I didn't even get laid.

I have eaten lunch at 4pm.  I have missed eating lunch.  My arms have been too tired to lift a fork to eat the lunch that I do have.

My hair has been in a ponytail every day the horror! and I've bathed in body spray multiple times throughout the day to get rid of my sweaty stench.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Home For The Holidays- Part Two

So after all of the great food and visiting with my family and having THREE Christmas dinners I was able to spend some time with some fantastic ladies!  I love being able to come home and pick up with friends that you haven't seen since the last Christmas trip and it be just like you saw them last week.

I headed to lunch with someone that I've been friends with literally since kindergarten.  We had a great lunch and gabbed and told stories from the past year and made each other laugh just a teenie tiny bit while we were at it.  She is seriously like the energizer bunny- always on the go.  She exhausts me sometimes just hearing about everything that she does on a daily basis.  And I'm just sitting on the couch most of the time.  Although typing hilarious blogs is seriously exhausting in it's own way too I guess.  We lost touch a while back and I missed out on some huge life experiences she had and I'll probably regret that for a long time not being there to support her.  Thankfully we have reconnected (ahhh the powers of social media) and over the past few years have gotten to be friends again.  It is unfortunate though that I was under the spell of a major cuntbag master manipulator for so long because a lot of damage was done by her towards a lot of great friends.  Single white female, anyone??

Friday, January 6, 2012

Home For The Holidays- Part One


I can’t believe that it’s been 25 days since I’ve last posted!! I’ve been crazy busy and out of town and just enjoying some time off with family and friends. Hope you all had a wonderful holiday and New Year! Didya get hammered??

I left Indy on Dec 22nd and drove overnight to Connecticut with my dear friend Lauren and her cat that I like to call STOPCLAWINGMYLEGSYOUFUCKER Kitty. I had a Colts game that night so we assumed that we’d be leaving around 10pm. My boss all along had said that she was planning on letting me out early- which to me meant that I’d leave at the beginning of halftime instead of the beginning of the third quarter. At about 11am, she asked if I finished checking the seats out in the stadium yet (because yes-I have to check all of the seats for every event here- FUN!) and I thought to myself, “Self, why the hell would I check them so early? The game’s not until 8pm.” So I told her that I was planning on doing that in the afternoon. So she’s like, “Duh- get it done so you can get the schmuck outta dodge!” Oh, wait, that’s my wording not hers. But that’s basically what she said. I was completely floored. I was like, “Huh?” And she was like,“So.” And I was like, “Wha??” And she was like,“Yeah.” Sorry. Just had a little moment there with myself. Anyway- she was like “I’ve been telling you that I was going to let you out early, silly girl.” So I got out to the seats and ran around the stadium like a mad woman counting away!  68,001 of them by the way.  Boo-ya!