Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Here We Go. Here We Go. Here We Go Again.

So I shamelessly invited Miss Wendy and Jon over for dinner tonight because I needed some manly muscle to assist me in moving my fabulous dining table from my garage back into my dining room.  Because you know why?  I finally FINALLY finished that heavy, ugly bitch. 

As a reminder for those of you who don't memorize my every word.  I bought this dining set for $70 off of a list by a guy named Craig.  I ONLY wanted the chairs but the guy threw in the table as well.  So I told him that if it fit in my car, I'd take it too.  Well it did.  And luckily, Wendy and I didn't need to use the knives in our purses.  Or our hidden cell phones.  Nor did we get locked up in a basement and chained to the walls.  Anyhoo.....

You Can Ring My Bell...... Ring My Bell

Ok so I’m going to do a little bit of venting today. Shocking, I know. But I’m so aggravated.

I’ll start out with the fact that I don’t normally sit home all day waiting for my door bell to ring. But when I am home for some odd reason (especially during the week), my door bell rings about 10 times a day. On the weekends, it’s sporadic but I still get a few a month. I wouldn’t mind if it was all friends or dessert companies offering free samples. But it’s not.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Come On Irene.... I Mean- Go Away Irene!

Believe me, I am no Weather Woman. Wonder Woman, yes. But meteorologist- absolutely not. But after I’ve read some of the statuses on FB today about the hurricane coming towards Massachusetts, I thought that I might be able to break it down a little bit for you all who have never experienced a storm like this.


Monday, August 22, 2011

Way Too Much Stuff To Talk About....

...that I don't even know where to begin.  Seriously, I've had some of my besties at my house the last couple of weeks.  We had a serious tragedy here in Indianapolis.  Bachelor Pad started.  And a reality whore got married.  Which one do we not care about????  Ummmmm.... tick... tock....tick.....tock..... Clearly the big bootied ho!!!!!!!!  But you know I'm going to talk about her anyway. 

Seriously.  WHAT is that girl (or family for that matter) famous for?  She had a sex tape.  She was bff's with another skanky reality star.  She dated black men.  Shit- with that resume, I SHOULD BE FAMOUS!  Just kidding, parentals.  No sex tape here.  That I know of.  Every time I turn the TV on, one of her "shows" is on.  I can't STAND it.  But an $18 million paycheck for getting married?  Maybe the government should go to the Kardashians for advice on how to make bank.  Because they seem to have the right formula right now.  Pretty ridiculous if you ask me.  And I'm not quite sure why she dumped Reggie Bush for Chris Humphries.  Is it just me or does he have a little Touch Of Downs fugliness going on?  Sooooo not cute.  I think he's just along for the ride.  Or.  He.  No.  Understand.  What.  He.  Doing.  Like a little puppydog.  Following her around, sniffing her ass.  Either that or he knows the NBA season isn't happening and that's how he plans on keeping his wallet full these days. 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Oh No He Didn't.......

I’ve got a lot of catching up to do here people.   This past Saturday was a great time!   I had gotten tickets for Cirque Du Soleil- Dralion a while back.   So Kim, Wendy, Erin and I headed out for a nice dinner downtown and then went to the show.
 
We went to Tavern on South which I’ve been to before for lunch as it is right next to the stadium.   It’s a really nice atmosphere in an old brick abandoned building that is set back from all of the downtown hustle and bustle.   In other words- people don’t really know about it yet so it’s not so busy.   Which is usually a good thing when it comes to me and restaurants since I’m usually loud and obnoxious and probably ruining other people’s fine dining experience.   My bad. 

Kim met the three of us there since she lives in Ohio and we don’t.   So the three of us drove from the West Siiiiiiiiiiiiide and got there at about 5:30pm.   Kim got there first so when she got the the hostess stand the guy was all, “Do you have a reservation?”  To which Kim said she didn’t think so but check under my name.   She got a little nervous with it being downtown on a Saturday night- maybe they wouldn’t have availability for us.   Well he brings her upstairs to an EMPTY restaurant.   Ummm, really?   Do you have a reservation?   Do we NEED a reservation- obviously not.   Genius who thinks he’s way more important than he really is.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Not Much Going On Here....At. All.

Ok. So HOW THE HELL did I not realize that last week’s episode of Biggest Fatty Ever was the season finale? It was soooooooo not worthy of a finale one bit.   I was so excited for the Bachelorette to end this week so we could get to the fatties and then I realized that the damn show was going on for like four and a half hours (seriously).   Enough with extending a shows finale like that- especially when the girl was as boring as she was.   If you don’t have enough content, don’t force us to watch 25 minutes of a stupid new game show about hiding money from the cops.   If I wanted to watch crap TV- I would on my own.  Clearly.   Just don’t force it down my throat.  

Oh and since I referenced The Bachelorette- how about Ben’s reaction to getting dumped on national television!   This entire season he’s been way too much of a pussy to me.   He’s got this girly quality about him that just rubs me the wrong way.   I already knew that she didn’t pick him in the end but I NEVER expected that he’d get so angry.   It!   Was!   AWESOME!   He somehow grew a huge set of balls in about .3 seconds and let Ashley have it.   His reaction is the exact reason why I watch crappy reality television.   Pure entertainment.   Priceless.