Getting Rid of the Boobs
Woah now. Simmer down, boys. This isn't that kind of blog. The girls are still intact and as perky as ever. Gravity hasn't taken full effect just yet. Anyway, enough about my lady humps. Sorry that you had to read any of that, Dad. This post pertains to those awful boob lights that seem to be all the rave with the builders these days. Ew. There it is- in all it's shiny brassy glory. There were 4 of them in the house when I moved in. First thing I did was take them down and spray then oil rubbed bronze- to as least make them fractionally less hideous. The last remaining two in the house are at the top and bottom of the stairs. I've searched all over for new lights to no avail. Until I found The One in Lowe's about a month ago. Unfortunately they only had one, not two in stock. So I passed. In the meantime, I found a cute lamp shade on clearance at Target that I picked up, thinking that I could make it into something for the top of t