I HAVE A FENCE!!!!
Guys! I have a fence! Oh my god you don't even know what I'm feeling right now. I HAVE A FENCE! Man, this was a long time coming and a long, drawn out, bullshit process that I'm going to detail for you along with some pretty fence pictures at the end. So if you want to read how my HOA is fucking terrible, continue on. If not, just scroll to the bottom for pictures of MY NEW FENCE!!!! OK, so I'm going to start of with two things. One- I don't like being told 'No' and two- I don't like not getting my way. Let that sink in. If you can understand those two concepts, we'll get just along fine. But if you can't, we'll have issues eventually. Such is the case with my HOA, aka Demon Spawn. So I started this process for a fence last May. As in a year ago, May. Not last month. I got the info from my HOA on what was needed to apply for a fence, then went to the Town for my permit. When talking to the Town, I was told by this douch